Thursday, May 8, 2008
This is only the funniest thing that has happened to me.. EVER!While i'm sprawled out comfortably on the sofa, engrossed in a Nora Roberts MOVIE.. the phone rings.. Annoyed to be disturbed, i pick up the phone.Me: Hello. (semi rudely)More annoyed than me lady: Hello can i speak to someone more superior please.Me: (why does everyone think i'm the maid, even on the phoneeeeee) (but i'm annoyed with the way she calls MY house and DEMANDS for someone superior) There's no one home, sorry.Lady: No one?Me: Who is this?Lady: Mdm Tan.Me: (righttttttt, now that narrows it down to a million possiblities, coz that is SUCH a unique name) from?Lady: Ang Mo Kio.Me: (ok, this chick is sooo weird. Ang Mo Kio, really!) And what is this regarding?Lady: Water Supply. Cutting off water supply. Is there anyone more superioir i can speak to?Me: Well, my dad's not home right now. I'm his daughter, is that good enough for you? (Bitch)Lady: I don't know, are you able to make decisions?Me: Decisions? regarding what? cutting off our watersupply?!Lady: Yeah.Me: Well we're not planning to cut off our water supply. (is my family going through some major financial crisis and i'm completely oblivious to it??) But in any case, my dad'll be home around 3-4pm if you wanna call back.Lady: I'm sorry i can't wait till then.Me: *barely able to control my annoyance* Well like i said, we're not planning to cut off our water supply!Lady cuts in: Actually its electricity supply.Me: (ready to scream) yeah, we're not planning to cut that either. Did my dad call you regarding this??Lady (pretty worked up by now) : Yesterday i call, then they say the deadline is today. Then it's very important, how long am i to wait. Do you want me to live in candle light? I... (She's going on about god knows what in her lil housewife accent of hers)Me: OK, wait a sec.... Cutting off YOUR electricity supply... Who did you think this is? Who were you trying to call??Lady: Hello, is this SP services??Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Lady: rude bi*ch just hangs up.Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASigh, why oh why did she not ask the question she did finally, RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING!************************************************************************************I call Shawn and we have a good laugh about it. Then i decide to call my dad and let him in on the fun as well. Check this out ok..Dad: Hello.Me: Appa, are you driving?Dad: ( in his Kan Chiong tone) No, i'm in the supermarket. Why? What?Me: No, i've got a funny story to tell you. This lady called and she asked for someone superior.Dad: (cuts in) wrong number la. just tell her wrong number. finish.Me: WHAT!? how did you know from jus that?Dad: Obviously, she asks for someone superior. So she thinks she called an office.Me: (a lil embarrassed that mr dad figured it all out from the first line) Yeah so anyway, she... (tells him like the main gist of it)Dad: (not too amused) You're like a frog living under shelter la. OK i'll see you at home. byeMe: :/
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of..
